Planet Molly is a happy place!

Title: Not as Originally Planned
Gift For: sophia_weasley
Summary: Rose's life is not turning out the way she planned it. Neither is Scorpius'. Can they find happiness together?
Rating: R
Warnings: language, sexual situations
Word Count: ~14,000
A/N: Chapters 2 and 3 here. I might write a Draco/ Asteria outtake to this at some point. *adds that to the "Stuff to Write Someday" List* ;D

( Not as Originally Planned )

Title: No more
Words: 498
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Author's Note: Thanks to my beta, miss_daizy! *HUGS*
( No More )

Title: A Family of a Certain Sort
Rated: G
Words: 794
A/N: I began this for the second challenge of genhp_ldws, but realized about half-way through that I couldn't do what I wanted within the word limit. ;)
( A Family of a Certain Sort )

Title: The Petrol Prank
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 484
A/N: Written for Round 3, Challenge 1 of rwhg_ldws


"Is this a Muggle prank?" George asked Harry.

"Yes. I heard Dudley and some of his mates talk about doing this once, but it actually seemed funny and not like his usual bullying."

"You think this will really bother Hermione?"

"Of course! She'll go absolutely mental over it. And better yet, she'll think it was Ron who did it."

"A two for one deal!" George exclaimed, as he and Harry shared a mischievous laugh.

***

"Ronald Bilius Weasley! What have you done to the car?!"

"What?"

"I said, What. Have. You. Done. To. The. Car?"

"I heard what you said. Merlin! They probably heard you in Wales. I have no idea what you're talking about, Hermione."

"Our car drives twenty kilometres per litre of petrol. I just purchased petrol TWO DAYS ago, and I already had to refill the tank! Where have you been going without telling me?"

"I haven't gone anywhere!"

"I keep a record of when I purchase petrol and how far I drive, so there should still be plenty of petrol in the car. If I haven't used it, then you must have!"

"But I haven't! I haven't driven that bloody contraption in weeks!"

"Then where did the petrol go? It hasn't leaked. There's no trace of it!"

"Well, I don't know where it went! I certainly didn't drink it!"

Hermione let out an exasperated sigh. "Ronald, you are impossible!" She stormed out of the room in a temper, slamming the door behind her.

***

"RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!"

"BLOODY HELL, WOMAN! I'M NOT DEAF!"

"DON'T SHOUT AT ME!"

"YOU STARTED SHOUTING FIRST!"

Hermione took several deep breaths while Ron silently glared at her.

"I took the car into the shop today, and they said there's nothing wrong with it."

"Why would there be anything wrong with it?"

"BECAUSE IT'S LOSING PETROL FASTER THAN IT SHOULD BE!"

"WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW THESE BLOODY MUGGLE THINGS WORK! WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?!"

Hermione closed her eyes and counted to ten.

"Honestly, Ronald. Who else would ever touch our car?" Hermione suddenly stopped, looking up quickly at Ron, whose face was bright red. "Maybe I have an idea . . ."

***

"I don't believe those two! I caught them red-handed!"

"Who?"

"Harry and George! They've been siphoning the petrol out of the car every time I refilled it."

"Those bloody wankers!" Hermione didn't bother to scold Ron for his language. "How are we going to get back at them?"

Hermione laughed. "I told Ginny and Angelina what they did."

It was Ron's turn to laugh. "Brilliant!"

"I'm sorry I blamed you Ron, and I'm sorry I yelled at you." Hermione put her arms around Ron's neck and cuddled up against him. "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

"Oh, I can think of several things," Ron waggled his eyebrows at Hermione as he bent to kiss her.

I know Fred and George's birthday is April first, but I'm posting this now, since I have time, and might not have time then. So a one-shot and a drabble in honor of our favorite mischief-makers . . .




Title: Getting a Head Start
Words: 1410
Rated: G
A/N: Based on my friend's twins--my real life "Fred and George" . . .
( Getting a Head Start )

Title: Why Fred and George Put Beetles in Bill's Soup
Words: 370
Rated: PG
A/N: Missing moments from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
( Why Fred and George Put Beetles in Bill's Soup )

Title: Firsts and Fortune Cookies
Recipient: Glockgal
Pairing(s): Primarily George/Angelina, with mentions of several others
Word Count: 9479
Rating: PG-13
Summary: George and Fred experience living on their own for the first time after leaving school in a spectacular manner, first days of being shop owners, first foray into Muggle culture (courtesy of their friends), first loves, first loss, and the first product to really give them a hard time.
Warnings: Slight language and suggestiveness
A/N: I do not own glockgal's drawing of a phoenix which I reference in this story. Nor do I own anything from the HP Universe, Walt Disney, or George Lucas. The recipe is from www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com. All of the fortunes are from actual cookies. Really. I've been collecting fortunes for months. Most of the dates are from "The Harry Potter Lexicon."

( Firsts and Fortune Cookies )

A/N: Almost finished! Thanks to my beta winkielovegood, and to magikcat112 for permission to use her pond idea. Again. ;)

( Part 31 )

A/N: The idea of "beating the hell out of a pond" belongs to magikcat112 and is used with her permission. For Neville's point of view, go read her wonderful story "Not Over Yet".

( Part 30 )

Title: Happy What?
Words: 100
Rated: PG
Prompt: Holiday
A/N: A very belated sequel to my drabble "Christmas Spirits".

Harry saw Ginny putting the finishing touches on a . . . Harry wasn't sure what it was. It was the strangest gift-wrapped box he had ever seen—covered in paper with pumpkins and flapping bats, with a red bow that held a sprig of holly, and a card in a pink envelope with red swirling hearts. Harry had no clue.

"What is that, Love?"

"It's an Un-Birthday gift for George. You know from that movie we all saw with Hermione's parents."

"Alice in Wonderland?"

"That's it!"

"Why, though?"

"Because George was not the one who spiked the children's punch."

Title: Before the Battle
Words: 343
Rated: PG
A/n: Written for the rwhg_ldws Interim Competition 2, a missing moment from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
( Before the Battle )